PLEASE READ THIS, THIS IS IMPORTANT:

VOICES:
Carmen - Romanian female voice.
Eric - American English male voice.
Ewa - Polish female voice.
Jan - Polish male voice.
Jennifer - American English female voice.

Sadly, Brian and Amy will no longer be here because Wayback Machine keeps failing the download.

1. Install all the oldest voice alert voices if you want. You can have Eric and Jennifer voices if you want.
2. Once it's installed, all the voices that you have installed on the computer will expire 29 days.

However, you will need a patch that I made...

3. Open the "patch" folder.
4. From here, copy the dll file and find "IVONA" folder to your Program Files folder.
5. Double-click the folder named "IVONA Voice" again and you're here!
6. Paste the .dll file that you copied from the patch folder, click continue if it tells you in order to replace the file.
7. Once it's done, download Balabolka, put "Caillou, you are grounded for life" and enjoy!

And don't forget to uninstall IVONA ControlCenter from Control Panel.
It's a stupid software center that alerts you in the notification tray when you try to use a voice for the first time.

Created by 20MorePercentCooler
2025/07/29